Tiktok’s Only Boys Will Understand
Kallmekris
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Okay I understood some of these but I definitely need some explanation from the boys or any girls that understand in the comments below!
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Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay
29.07.2022
Mann i still remember a few of my limited complements from girls over the past 10 years.
Youre kind.
Like your shirt.
You should hear have your hair like that more.
Your handwriting is good.
Roger Diaz be speaking strait facts
4:57 If a penis is the 5+ inches long while not erect and hanging down…a sliver of toilet paper can be placed onto the toilet rim to rest the comically deformed member.
Spoiler alert – nobody has this problem (unless they had some weird surgery, and then I have no sympathy for the stupid side effects)
yo i love that drinkkkkkkkkkkk
im a girl and peed in a bottle
It just sits there.no wuestions
i haven't showered in over 2 months
I just go on the side of the road behind the car
I’m below average
I’m nine
Average size in the average white American is 5.1 to 5.5 inches not five to six
9:42 so true
Dear kris “as a part of the guy community these are private men facts that only men should know, thus concluding that you shouldn’t be watching this”.
We let it hang it don't in the water
6:26 the "boys –> starts liking girl" has never happened to me! I'm fine with that tho. Love ur hair Kris!!❤
I liked the video…
The toilet set
4:43 It goes in the water if I’m not careful.
We put awer hand in’s ba!!s it feels good
Yes it is like a springboard do you have the fold it down when you let it go springs up
I just realize my dad bought the same waters oh my God I feel famous now
as a guy thats long yes i do put my dith on the toilet if not then
shit gets on it
The farthest I can do is the at the door
The things with the pockets is just saying that we keep are phone in one pocket by itself then literally everything els in the other
I allwas have dowts my gf truly loves me 🖤🖤🖤
We have no pockets so we do that
For the toilet thing… Y'all are giving us too much credit I'm honestly baffled you think it may be long enough to even be close to the water… Just me? .. ok
Personally love waking up being poked by morning wood.
well are uh CORNDOGS do not touch the water they just sit there in the toilet
No it does not touch the water or the seat
i love you kris but pls stop taling over the top of the tiktoks i cant hear them. react after they are finished
I have not in 6
That blue looks really good on her eyes!! I love it!
Girls hunt in packs and will form attack formation around a guy when they want to talk change my mind
As a ✨fruity✨member of the male community I have the privilege of knowing male and female secrets (almost all) yet I shall not reveal this hidden information to respect my people
she looks like chrissy from stranger things
Sometimes it touches the water depending on the water level
6:03 those water bottles make up 65% of the integrity of the house
It can get in the toilet water if you get an erection then you do have to plop it diagonally upright on the seat but it’s not a typical problem your ass elevates you so there’s a decent amount of distance to cover
Kris why you wondering why men always have there hand in there nuts when there hands are cold we do it but with our ta tas
9:38 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT IT MAY GET PAINFUL DOWN THERE OR smth else i dont wanna say
okay i got a story so like a month ago i was walking to math class and this yr 10 or 11 was just siting on a bench minding on her own business then she say you'd be so hot when you grow up and whether its true or not i will treasure it for decades
No
I was at a hotel restaurant and the salt was in the container with one hole and the pepper was in the one with 3 holes. WTH????? How would a RESTAURANT get it wrong?
23:23 Hermosa elección 18KISSX.UNO
los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer
10:10 Hopi:
Sweeter
11:12 Sun:
Hotter
00:18 Joonie:
Cooler
18:00 Yoongy:
Butter
23:23 Son unos de los mejores conciertos
mañas no se la
Las elecciones cinematográficas y artísticas son brillantes. Referencias culturales europeas realmente interesantes. Ojalá la cultura europea se representara más a menudo tan bellamente. No puedo dejar de decir "oh, esto es hermoso" a lo largo del video. Luz, en serio… el que se encargue de la iluminación, genial
Yes
Dear Chris I love your videos and I watch them every day because they make me happy and make me feel better
It hangs
She’s so pretty 😍
A ❤️ for the boys 🙌🏻